How Not to Rob a Bank - Bungled Bank Robberies

Bank robbery is still alive and well in these times of highAfter many twists and turn is comes out that Wells
tech crimes. Some go off without a hitch and some gowas one of a group of conspirators headed by
off like the Titanic. Here's a list of some of the lessKenneth Barnes. He wanted the cash to have his
successful ventures:girlfriend's father murdered. Apparently, it wasn't until
Terror in Tinseltownthe last minute that Barnes told Wells the bomb was
February 1997 Los Angeles citizens stayed glued toreal. Eventually all the conspirators were caught but
their TV as Larry Phillips and Emil Matasareanu robbednow the police had to deal with a new kind of crime:
the Bank of America on Laurel Canyon. Afterwards,Robbery by proxy.
they brazenly fought the LAPD in an intense gun battle
right in the streets of Hollywood. The duo wasForget Something, Genius?
outfitted with body armor that stopped police pistolNever underestimate the power of a question. A bank
rounds and automatic rifles that had the cops duckingteller in New Hudson, Michigan foiled her bank robber
for cover. In 44 minutes both robbers were dead (tensimply by asking him if he had a bag in which she could
police officers and seven civilians were also injured).put the money. Apparently he didn't because he then
The shootout, which was broadcast all over the worldran off with out a second thought. Oakland County
let everyone know one more time why LA isSheriff Tom Bisio said "she must have flustered" her
sometimes called "The Bank Robbery Capital of thewould be robber. Maybe wanted go get some
World."environmentally friendly canvas bags to carry his
Super Senior Stopping Powergreen.
When Daniel Ginly went into the US Bank in Dayton,BYO Car
Ohio he kept an eye out for anyone who might giveRobert Michael Varela pulled of his heist in Whitter, CA
him trouble, particularly guards and cops. Unfortunatelyand ran straight into the open door of his waiting cab.
he didn't pay much attention to 70 year old JamesUnfortunately the dye pack the teller slipped in
Matteson. After stealing the money from the teller heexploded. He ditched everything (including his now
ordered the "old man" out of his way. What he didn'tred-dyed jacket) and tried to hop a public bus. The bus,
know was that Matteson was a Korean War vet. Thehowever was on a lay over and 20 minutes later the
geriatric crime fighter slammed Ginly against the wallpolice picked him up. Next time he'll know to bring his
and held him down long enough for the police to arriveown wheels.
(even after Ginly slashed him with a knife). Where-toNot so Clean Getaway
next for our hero? He went off to a reunion for PolishMental note: maybe bikes would be better for bank
veterans. Guess who had a new war story to share?robbery getaways than cars. Bank robbers in
A Real Pain in the NeckHampton UK started off alright. They got the money,
It was like something out of a Saw movie. Brian Wellsthey got out, and they didn't kill any one. They were
robbed a bank. But when the police caught up with himdoing fine until they crashed right into a police car.
he says that he was forced to commit the crime.When the patrolman came to their window speeding
Then a small bomb goes off around his neck, killing him.was only the least of their problems!